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The ballot quiz, but make it slang

Nine statements, one per question. Same quiz, same facts, maximum aura. No right answers, fr.

And yes, there's a Question 6 and a Question 7. You're welcome.

Want it without the slang? Take the plain-English quiz. Your picks carry over either way.

Real talk: no glazing either side. This isn't telling you how to vote. Each statement shows which side's argument it matches. It doesn't lock in your vote; you do that yourself, right under each one. The slang is just for fun. Tap a statement and what that vote actually does shows up in plain English, and every question's full page has the full lore.

Question 1 · Expanding the Public Records Law

Should the State House Have to Spill the Tea?

Government receipts:

Question 2 · Union Rights for Public Defenders

Union Era for Public Defenders?

Public worker unions:

Question 3 · State Primary Elections

One Big Lobby, Top Two Advance

Who's locked in for November:

Question 4 · Election Day Registration

Pull Up, Sign Up, Vote: Same Day?

Registering to vote:

Question 5 · State Revenue Limit & Rebate

The Tax Refund Cap Gets New Math

Surplus szn:

Question 6 · Natural Resource Conservation Fund

Outdoor Gear Tax → Touch Grass Fund

Paying for nature:

Question 7 · Single-Family Homes on Smaller Lots

Houses on Smaller Lots: Unlocked?

Zoning lore:

Question 8 · Ban on Retail Marijuana Sales

Weed Shops: Staying or Shut Down?

Recreational weed:

Question 9 · Firearms Law Referendum

Keep the 2024 Gun Law or Hit Undo?

The 2024 gun law:

Answer a few above and we'll recap what you said matters to you.

Your slang ballot card

Every vote you locked in above, slang edition. Download it, post it, send it to the group chat.

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